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Be a part of something really cool, join HALF ASS EXPEDITIONS...
only $15.95 for all this stuff:
 What would this membership be without the Official HAE Lighter? I mean, really... every HAE member enters the woods with at least one lighter. We didn't skimp on the quality here... these are the dependable BIC lighters! You're only gonna get one lighter even though that picture to the left shows two. You can bet all your friends will try to swipe this lighter. Spark it up!
This Hummer-sized bumpersticker invites the world to hike with HAE! Big enough to use as an emergency shelter, this bumper sticker will cover up that rust spot and hold that bumper in place just long enough to pass inspection.
This high quality shirt is a limited run of NO MORE THAN 144 shirts. When those are gone, there will be a new membership shirt designed. The front of this slate green tee is a tasteful 2 color HAE logo with "Winter Wilderness Survival Team" underneath. The back features the celebrated list featuring nearly a quarter century of HAE's northern New England winter expeditions, the Deforestation Tour. Comes in large and x-large 100% preshrunk cotton only.
Of course, you'll also receive the super high quality, Official HAE plastic laminate Membership Card with a genuine artificial magnetic strip on the back that doesn't do a damn thing. Cool.
Join the HAE TEAM. Just follow the instructions below:
- STEP 1 You can print this form... >>MEMBERSHIP FORM<<
- STEP 2 Fill it out. If you are a true HAE Devotee, you'll write in your own blood while on some badass peak during a raging blizzard.
- STEP 3 Write a check (or money order) to:
Half Ass Expeditions for $19.90 includes shipping..
- STEP 4 Put the check and the form in an envelope, slap a stamp on it and mail that sucker off to:
HAE Membership
PO Box 716
Westborough, MA
01581
USA
Or you can use PayPal in our
Half Ass Expeditions FACTORY OUTLET Store
ONLY $15.95 plus $3.95 to ship!
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