HAE's Winter
Survival Skills

From the Half Ass Expeditions Wilderness Guide Series

     Here's a selection of HAE wit and wisdom. We are so full of it, that we will surely be adding to this steaming heap of spoofo-journalism. Click through the collection and just maybe you'll learn something. (i.e. Like... uhhh... there's something wrong with these guys.) Remember, don't take us too seriously or we'll want our own TV Show!

How To Stay Warm Winter Hiking
   Top tips to stop shivering.
How to Take a Dump with Snowshoes On
   Winter wilderness bathroom basics.
Watering Hole Etiquette
   Proper behavior at the water source.
Sleeping With Vincentoli
   Tips to keep from freezing your ass off.
Mount Everest, New Hampshire
   Mount Washington is much cheaper.
Wilderness Hygiene, From Bad To Worse
   The reality of smelling real bad.
Panty Shields, the Backpacker's Pal!
   Not just for women anymore.
Wilderness Privy User's Guide
   Before you sit, you better read this.